Feature – The Jeremy Kyle Drinking Game!

At 5am when I wake up before work the only thing on the telly is the Jeremy Kyle Show, a show which I tolerate because it’s rather fascinating as to the sort of people who go on this show for similar reasons. You can’t help but wonder where they get these people from, even bordering on questioning its legitimacy. As I continued to watch it with my morning cup of tea I started to notice little consistencies between each show. Whenever I mentioned these to people no one seemed to notice. I can only deduce that as a Media Studies Graduate that I have developed a keen sense of noticing patterns in TV and films. I’m in around £14,000 worth of debt and now finally it’s paid off. Now I’ve compiled a list, for you, the clueless observer. It’s not your fault if you haven’t noticed these before; you didn’t pay for the knowledge ¬_¬

Review: Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam Bros.

Here is a review I managed to cobble together for the delightful website N-Europe. Apologies for the quality of the screens, there aren’t many about it seems.

Read the rest of the review at N-Europe.com

Video Gains: A Man’s Guide for Game Music at the Gym Part 2

Naturally there are more ch00ns out there from games for you to get your gains on to. I couldn’t stop at the ones provided, and let us be honest, why would I? You can’t always work out to four songs. People need variety at times. I go through periods of obsession where I get so caught up in a couple of songs that I listen to them constantly until I get tired of them. Currently it’s a lot of The Offspring songs. Anyways, on to the gains.

My Report On My Assault At The Queens Hotel Pub, Beeston on 24/10/15

I know this is not my usual topic of reporting that I would do. However I wanted to get these details down whilst they are still fresh in my memory and to have on record before any accusations are made to the contrary…

Video Gains: A Man’s Guide for Game Music at the Gym

Ever since a Pure Gym opened rather close to my work, I’ve tried to attend at least thrice a week. It normally goes down to twice depending on bothered I can be and whether I brought my gym attire with me. Some people I know like to go to the gym together so they can spot each other and probably have a nice chat about the weather as they’re pumping iron. Personally I like to gym alone. Headphones in and let the melody dictate my pace. During some tracks I found myself going at a leisurely pace when the melody wasn’t that fast, but as the tempo kicked up my speed increased. Here shall be the archive of video game tracks that have found their way into my ears during a workout, updated whenever I find a new one, with some potential advice.

Many names for machines/equipment may not be their actual names, just what I call them in my head.

Oh, I also know bugger all about music.

(Nearly) ALL Ancient Origins English Scans!

Normally I, as well as many others, would use Pokébeach as a resource for getting my full set Pokémon TCG set scans way before it’s release. However they appear to be lax of late, I thought it might’ve just been me after being blocked from their Twitter for practically calling them frauds. Can post the picture again if you’d like. Other than that I thinkg they’ve been busy teaching their writers some bad habits – mainly to ensure they fellate themselves in the first couple of paragraphs and, if a “Premium Article”, try to suck up to you so you’ll pay for the rest.

The National Videogame Arcade opens today!

Do excuse the past tense this article may contain. It was written and went online yesterday before the establishment opens. But the rest of the information is gold. Trust me.

Read the whole article at indiehaven.com